Classic Silly Story of the Month: May "A Muddy Tragedy"

Each month a classic silly story from the old mailing list will be posted for those who are curious and those who are nostalgic. This month's story is in honor of a very loyal silly story fan who has supported the stories, even while they were sleeping (but not in the creeping I-was-watching-you-sleep kind of way). Though she doesn't actually go by Kendra the Krush, the silly stories will always remember her as such.

Enjoy!

"A Muddy Tragedy "

It has become tradition for many sororities to show how truly reformed and sophisticated they are by having an annual romp in the mud. Or, as it is more commonly known, a mud wrestling competition. As sophisticated as this dirty sport is, it can get quite rough. Never underestimate the furry of a sorority girl covered in mud from head to toe. The ones who have, have never been heard from again.

 This particular story is in fact about one of the fiercest mud wrestlers in the land. The babe that made all the other mud rollers hike up their bikini strings and bound out of the mud pit. The one, the only, the muddy, Kendra the Krush! She had 44 wins in 43. (She gave one girl such a wrasle, the judges decided it HAD to count for two wins.) She had the power. She had the love. She had the umph. She had the official no-slip mud-wreslin' special edition swimsuit. She walked the walk. She talked the talk. She was unbeatable and unbelievable. She was Kendra the Krush. And when she was asked to visit Rolla and participate in the annual mud wrestling competition, she was honored.

 She said "Sure thing." She slipped on her official no-slip mud-wrestling special edition swimsuit (the blue one) and headed right over. The competition was a piece of cake. The first wrasle of the day, Kendra the Krush V.S. Tina the tiny. Not a very fair match perhaps, but there was no fair match for Kendra the Krush. Tina the Tiny tottered in and gently stepped into the mud pit, giggling like a nervous apple fritter in front of a hungry chipmunk. Then the crowd silenced and stepped aside. Kendra the Krush had entered the room. They watched as she gracefully made her way to the mud pit. Everyone watched as she hiked her leg to step proudly into the mud pit. Her foot came down – right onto of a harden bikini top left from last season, stopping her foot about six inches before it was intended to. She paused, grimacing at the pain that shot up her ankle all the way to the bottom rim of her blue official no-slip mud wrestling special edition swimsuit.

She then let out a slight squeal and fell into the mud.

The whole crowd rushed forward to her aid and rushed her immediately to the hospital where it was discovered that her ankle had been broken and dislocated! With no way else to call it, Tiny the Tiny took the win. Kendra the Krush's mud wreslin days were over. Even if her ankle healed in time for next year’s competition, the humiliation was just too much.

So that's the story of how Kendra's the Krush's career as a mud wrestler came to an end. But do not feel bad for Kendra. In the Hospital she met a very good looking and rich doctor who fell immediately in love with her, and they lived happily ever after.

P.S.
It was of course later discovered that the doctor, Amanda, was not really a doctor. Kendra was perfectly fine with this of course, though why Amanda was at the hospital dressed as a doctor was never really discussed. But perhaps that is another story. ;)

The End

Moral: Beware a harden bikini top hidden within the mud, for humiliation and someone named Tiny are sure to follow.